Came home to my roommate sitting on the kitchen floor somewhere between laughing and crying, making puddles of blood on the floor. Dropped my stuff on the kitchen table, and helped helped her clean the cut on her second toe. One of our kitchen tiles is cracked, and she managed to slice her toe open. After the bleeding slowed down and the peroxide bubbled up with blood, I told her I was sorry for being a weirdo and grabbed my camera. She said she was a weirdo too, because she didn’t see anything wrong with that.