{"id":1836,"date":"2013-07-27T21:35:19","date_gmt":"2013-07-28T01:35:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/?p=1836"},"modified":"2013-07-27T21:35:19","modified_gmt":"2013-07-28T01:35:19","slug":"two-hundred-four","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/?p=1836","title":{"rendered":"two hundred four"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1837\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1837\" style=\"width: 584px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/SPH_6885_Web.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1837\" alt=\"creepy ass mannequins\" src=\"http:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/SPH_6885_Web-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"584\" height=\"388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/SPH_6885_Web-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/SPH_6885_Web-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/SPH_6885_Web-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/SPH_6885_Web.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1837\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">creepy ass mannequins<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I don&#8217;t go shopping a lot(read:ever.) \u00a0But I needed a pair of shorts and went to Old Navy. \u00a0they have the creepiest mannequins I&#8217;ve ever seen. \u00a0I don&#8217;t trust anything that smiles that much for no reason&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t go shopping a lot(read:ever.) \u00a0But I needed a pair of shorts and went to Old Navy. \u00a0they have the creepiest mannequins I&#8217;ve ever seen. \u00a0I don&#8217;t trust anything that smiles that much for no reason&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Ie4T-tC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1838,"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions\/1838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1aday.seanhamrock.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}